About Cubicle Culture

The office is the cult we never chose.
Cubicle CULTure is the one we choose to survive it.

We’ve all seen the lies — the kitten poster that tells you to “Hang in there.” The HR wall of pretentious quotes and affirmations. The soul-sucking “motivational meeting” that never made Monday hurt less.

I built Cubicle CULTure after too many years of pretending engagement in pointless meetings, fake plastic smiles, and staring at the clock while time mocked me. Sarcasm was the only way through — so I turned it into something bigger.

This isn’t inspiration.
It’s protest.
It’s parody.
It’s survival merch for anyone trapped in the grind.

Every shirt, mug, canvas, and desk mat becomes a relic of office despair — a minimalist monument to the absurdity of work.

Cubicle CULTure is about calling out the absurdity of the cult we’re all stuck in — the corporate grind.

If you’ve ever laughed at the wrong moment on Zoom, packed up at 4:55, or quietly rolled your eyes at Janice’s motivational shrine, welcome.

You’re one of us now.

Welcome to the cult that doesn’t ask for loyalty, just a snide smirk.

Cubicle CULTure: Because sanity demands sarcasm.