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$59.99
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$69.99
Every sunrise brings false hope.
Cliff rolls out of bed, checks the sky, and sighs — “(SIGH) NO RAPTURE TODAY.”
For the spiritually exhausted who suspect salvation skipped their time zone, this design pairs perfectly with burnt coffee and unpaid overtime.
It’s not just apparel. It’s a confession.
Wear it. Hang it. Sip from it. Remind yourself you’re not alone in the corporate afterlife.
It’s brutal. It’s funny. It’s painfully real.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |