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Every Morning — Still Alive Coffee Mug – Dark Humor Corporate Office Cup
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  • Every Morning — Still Alive Coffee Mug – Dark Humor Corporate Office Cup
  • Every Morning — Still Alive Coffee Mug – Dark Humor Corporate Office Cup
  • Every Morning — Still Alive Coffee Mug – Dark Humor Corporate Office Cup
  • Every Morning — Still Alive Coffee Mug – Dark Humor Corporate Office Cup
  • Every Morning — Still Alive Coffee Mug – Dark Humor Corporate Office Cup
  • Every Morning — Still Alive Coffee Mug – Dark Humor Corporate Office Cup
  • Every Morning — Still Alive Coffee Mug – Dark Humor Corporate Office Cup
Every Morning — Still Alive Coffee Mug – Dark Humor Corporate Office Cup
$16.99 $24.99
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Every morning, Cliff wakes up to the same cruel miracle — consciousness.
“...SIGH... STILL ALIVE” captures that silent moment between awareness and regret, the sigh that starts another day of fluorescent-lit survival.

 

Perfect for anyone who’s ever stared at their ceiling and wondered why they’re still here instead of anywhere else.


Wear it. Hang it. Sip from it. Remind yourself you’re not alone in the corporate afterlife.


It’s quiet. It’s cutting. It’s painfully real.

  11oz 15oz
Height, in 3.74 4.61
Diameter, in 3.15 3.43

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