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Every Morning — Still Alive Hoodie – Cliffverse Office Humor Hoodie for Corporate Survivors
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  • Every Morning — Still Alive Hoodie – Cliffverse Office Humor Hoodie for Corporate Survivors
  • Every Morning — Still Alive Hoodie – Cliffverse Office Humor Hoodie for Corporate Survivors
  • Every Morning — Still Alive Hoodie – Cliffverse Office Humor Hoodie for Corporate Survivors
  • Every Morning — Still Alive Hoodie – Cliffverse Office Humor Hoodie for Corporate Survivors
  • Every Morning — Still Alive Hoodie – Cliffverse Office Humor Hoodie for Corporate Survivors
  • Every Morning — Still Alive Hoodie – Cliffverse Office Humor Hoodie for Corporate Survivors
  • Every Morning — Still Alive Hoodie – Cliffverse Office Humor Hoodie for Corporate Survivors
  • Every Morning — Still Alive Hoodie – Cliffverse Office Humor Hoodie for Corporate Survivors
  • Every Morning — Still Alive Hoodie – Cliffverse Office Humor Hoodie for Corporate Survivors
  • Every Morning — Still Alive Hoodie – Cliffverse Office Humor Hoodie for Corporate Survivors
  • Every Morning — Still Alive Hoodie – Cliffverse Office Humor Hoodie for Corporate Survivors
  • Every Morning — Still Alive Hoodie – Cliffverse Office Humor Hoodie for Corporate Survivors
  • Every Morning — Still Alive Hoodie – Cliffverse Office Humor Hoodie for Corporate Survivors
  • Every Morning — Still Alive Hoodie – Cliffverse Office Humor Hoodie for Corporate Survivors
  • Every Morning — Still Alive Hoodie – Cliffverse Office Humor Hoodie for Corporate Survivors
  • Every Morning — Still Alive Hoodie – Cliffverse Office Humor Hoodie for Corporate Survivors
  • Every Morning — Still Alive Hoodie – Cliffverse Office Humor Hoodie for Corporate Survivors
  • Every Morning — Still Alive Hoodie – Cliffverse Office Humor Hoodie for Corporate Survivors
  • Every Morning — Still Alive Hoodie – Cliffverse Office Humor Hoodie for Corporate Survivors
  • Every Morning — Still Alive Hoodie – Cliffverse Office Humor Hoodie for Corporate Survivors
  • Every Morning — Still Alive Hoodie – Cliffverse Office Humor Hoodie for Corporate Survivors
Every Morning — Still Alive Hoodie – Cliffverse Office Humor Hoodie for Corporate Survivors
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Every morning, Cliff wakes up to the same cruel miracle — consciousness.
“...SIGH... STILL ALIVE” captures that silent moment between awareness and regret, the sigh that starts another day of fluorescent-lit survival.

 

Perfect for anyone who’s ever stared at their ceiling and wondered why they’re still here instead of anywhere else.


Wear it. Hang it. Sip from it. Remind yourself you’re not alone in the corporate afterlife.

 

It’s brutal. It’s funny. It’s painfully real.

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Width, in 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00
Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50
Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00

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