We all know the poster.
The wide-eyed kitten, dangling by its claws.
The forced optimism stamped above it: “Hang in there.”

But there’s nothing cute about it.
No inspiration. No comfort.
Just survival dressed up as hope.

Now the cat isn’t a kitten.
It’s a clock.
Time itself, clawing, dragging, mocking you with every second.

This isn’t motivation.
It’s parody.
A minimalist monument to the cruel comedy of office life —
and the lie that hanging on is enough.

This is your silent opposition to Janice’s office shrine of pretentious motivational posters, quotes, and affirmations.

This isn’t just wall art. It’s the anti-motivational poster every office deserves. Hang it in your cubicle, home office, or right next to Janice’s shrine as a quiet protest against forced inspiration.

It’s brutal. It’s funny. It’s painfully real.