In the Cliffverse, even gratitude has a deductible.
The office is decorated again.
Tinsel on the partitions. A stale cookie platter by the printer.
Cliff unwraps his “Holiday Bonus” — a pristine lump of disappointment — because in corporate life, nothing says thank you like unmet expectations.
Not your average “ugly Christmas” tee. Holiday Bonus is the minimalist reminder that corporate “gratitude” often comes gift-wrapped in disappointment.
Bleakly festive, quietly accurate, and painfully familiar.
Wear it to the company holiday party, your next Zoom call, or casual Friday when the bonus hits your account and you wish it hadn’t bothered.
It’s quiet. It’s cutting. It’s painfully real.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean