HR hung the tinsel. Finance cut the bonuses. Janice organized the Secret Santa.
Now there’s a sweater for it.
The Cubicle Culture “Holiday Bonus” Ugly Christmas Sweater captures everything the season stands for: forced smiles, recycled greetings, and that yearly reminder that “gratitude” doesn’t come with a raise.
Loud on purpose, ironic by design, and painfully relatable.
Wear it to the office party or your next Zoom meeting — consider it compliance with the “holiday spirit” memo.
It’s brutal. It’s funny. It’s painfully real.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length, in | 27.48 | 28.74 | 29.76 | 30.75 | 31.73 | 32.99 |
| Width, in | 19.02 | 20.35 | 21.73 | 23.11 | 24.49 | 25.87 |
| Sleeve Length, in | 22.63 | 23.25 | 24.13 | 24.87 | 25.63 | 26.25 |
Product features
- All-over vibrant print for uninterrupted design coverage
- Ribbed 1x1 cuffs and collar with spandex for stretch and shape retention
- 100% polyester: durable, quick-drying, medium-weight (7.4 oz/yd²)
- Classic crew neck fit, custom cut-and-sewn construction
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts; white thread finish
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)