Friday… the view from the top: full of hope, full of light.
Saturday… the sweet release: arms wide, the plunge feels like freedom.
Sunday… the inevitable splat: the crash you knew was coming.
Monday… the cruel joke: you survived. Broken, but alive. Time to climb again.

The Weekend Cliff mug is for those who live the cycle, one bitter sip at a time. Microwave safe, dishwasher safe, and cynically honest — a companion for every Monday survival coffee.

Gift it to yourself, your cubicle neighbor, or that one coworker who actually counts down to Friday out loud.

It’s brutal. It’s funny. It’s painfully real.