Friday… the view from the top: full of hope, full of light.
Saturday… the sweet release: arms wide, the plunge feels like freedom.
Sunday… the inevitable splat: the crash you knew was coming.
Monday… the cruel joke: you survived. Broken, but alive. Time to climb again.
This isn’t just another “I hate Mondays” hoodie. It’s a dark, brutally honest metaphor for the endless loop we’re all trapped in. Friday teases joy, Saturday tricks us with freedom, Sunday crushes us with dread, and Monday laughs by making us do it all over again.
Wear it as office humor, casual Friday irony, or a silent protest on your next Zoom call. Or gift it to that one coworker who says “Happy Friday” every week — they’ll get the joke.
It’s brutal. It’s funny. It’s painfully real.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |