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Five o’clock.
The holy grail of office life. The only metric that matters.
Your inbox is still full. Your boss is still typing. Your will to live is at 3%.
But none of it matters. Because the second hand inches closer to salvation. The daily KPI is simple: make it to quitting time.
Your reward? Escape. Brief, fleeting, and gone again by tomorrow.
This isn’t productivity. This isn’t motivation.
It’s survival.
A clock, a deadline, a finish line painted as success.
This isn’t just a mouse pad. It’s a miniature monument to the only deadline that matters. Every scroll, every click, every email — all leading to quitting time.
It’s brutal. It’s funny. It’s painfully real.
| 12" × 18" | 12" × 22" | 16" × 32" | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 22.00 | 32.00 |
| Height, in | 12.00 | 12.00 | 16.00 |
| Thickness, in | 0.12 | 0.12 | 0.12 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |