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Five o’clock.
The holy grail of office life. The only metric that matters.
Your inbox is still full. Your boss is still typing. Your will to live is at 3%.
But none of it matters. Because the second hand inches closer to salvation. The daily KPI is simple: make it to quitting time.
Your reward? Escape. Brief, fleeting, and gone again by tomorrow.
This isn’t productivity. This isn’t motivation.
It’s survival.
A clock, a deadline, a finish line painted as success.
This isn’t just a hoodie. It’s comfort for the countdown. Pull it on when you’re watching the clock crawl toward quitting time, or wear it as armor for another endless shift.
It’s brutal. It’s funny. It’s painfully real.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |