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5 O’Clock Daily Goal Desk Mat – Dark Humor Office Survival Desk Pad
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  • 5 O’Clock Daily Goal Desk Mat – Dark Humor Office Survival Desk Pad
  • 5 O’Clock Daily Goal Desk Mat – Dark Humor Office Survival Desk Pad
  • 5 O’Clock Daily Goal Desk Mat – Dark Humor Office Survival Desk Pad
  • 5 O’Clock Daily Goal Desk Mat – Dark Humor Office Survival Desk Pad
  • 5 O’Clock Daily Goal Desk Mat – Dark Humor Office Survival Desk Pad
  • 5 O’Clock Daily Goal Desk Mat – Dark Humor Office Survival Desk Pad
  • 5 O’Clock Daily Goal Desk Mat – Dark Humor Office Survival Desk Pad
  • 5 O’Clock Daily Goal Desk Mat – Dark Humor Office Survival Desk Pad
  • 5 O’Clock Daily Goal Desk Mat – Dark Humor Office Survival Desk Pad
  • 5 O’Clock Daily Goal Desk Mat – Dark Humor Office Survival Desk Pad
5 O’Clock Daily Goal Desk Mat – Dark Humor Office Survival Desk Pad
$35.99

Five o’clock.
The holy grail of office life. The only metric that matters.
Your inbox is still full. Your boss is still typing. Your will to live is at 3%.

But none of it matters. Because the second hand inches closer to salvation. The daily KPI is simple: make it to quitting time.
Your reward? Escape. Brief, fleeting, and gone again by tomorrow.

This isn’t productivity. This isn’t motivation.
It’s survival.
A clock, a deadline, a finish line painted as success.

This isn’t just a desk mat. It’s where you’ll drag your mouse while dragging your soul toward the finish line. Perfect for cubicles, home setups, or as a gift to the coworker who starts packing up at 4:55.

 

It’s brutal. It’s funny. It’s painfully real.

  14.4" × 12.1" 23.6" × 13.8" 31.5" × 15.5"
Width, in 14.40 23.60 31.50
Height, in 12.10 13.80 15.50
Thickness, in 0.10 0.10 0.10
Size tolerance, in 0.20 0.20 0.20

 

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