Five o’clock.
The holy grail of office life. The only metric that matters.
Your inbox is still full. Your boss is still typing. Your will to live is at 3%.
But none of it matters. Because the second hand inches closer to salvation. The daily KPI is simple: make it to quitting time.
Your reward? Escape. Brief, fleeting, and gone again by tomorrow.
This isn’t productivity. This isn’t motivation.
It’s survival.
A clock, a deadline, a finish line painted as success.
This isn’t just a shirt. It’s wearable proof that your only KPI is quitting time. Throw it on for casual Fridays, wear it to after-work drinks, or give it to a coworker who lives for the clock.
It’s brutal. It’s funny. It’s painfully real.
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Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean