We all know the poster.
The wide-eyed kitten, dangling by its claws.
The forced optimism stamped above it: “Hang in there.”
But there’s nothing cute about it.
No inspiration. No comfort.
Just survival dressed up as hope.
Now the cat isn’t a kitten.
It’s a clock.
Time itself, clawing, dragging, mocking you with every second.
This isn’t motivation.
It’s parody.
A minimalist monument to the cruel comedy of office life —
and the lie that hanging on is enough.
This is your silent opposition to Janice’s office shrine of pretentious motivational posters, quotes, and affirmations.
This isn’t just a hoodie. It’s warmth for the cold reality that hanging in there isn’t success — it’s survival. Wear it as armor when the day drags, or when you need protection from toxic positivity.
It’s brutal. It’s funny. It’s painfully real.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |