We all know the poster.
The wide-eyed kitten, dangling by its claws.
The forced optimism stamped above it: “Hang in there.”

But there’s nothing cute about it.
No inspiration. No comfort.
Just survival dressed up as hope.

Now the cat isn’t a kitten.
It’s a clock.
Time itself, clawing, dragging, mocking you with every second.

This isn’t motivation.
It’s parody.
A minimalist monument to the cruel comedy of office life —
and the lie that hanging on is enough.

This is your silent opposition to Janice’s office shrine of pretentious motivational posters, quotes, and affirmations.

This isn’t just a journal. It’s where false motivation meets real despair. Fill it with notes, doodles, or reminders that survival — not inspiration — is the real office victory.

It’s brutal. It’s funny. It’s painfully real.