We all know the poster.
The wide-eyed kitten, dangling by its claws.
The forced optimism stamped above it: “Hang in there.”

But there’s nothing cute about it.
No inspiration. No comfort.
Just survival dressed up as hope.

Now the cat isn’t a kitten.
It’s a clock.
Time itself, clawing, dragging, mocking you with every second.

This isn’t motivation.
It’s parody.
A minimalist monument to the cruel comedy of office life —
and the lie that hanging on is enough.

This is your silent opposition to Janice’s office shrine of pretentious motivational posters, quotes, and affirmations.

This isn’t just a shirt. It’s wearable rebellion against the empty cheer of office “inspiration.” Put it on for casual Fridays, the next all-hands, or gift it to a coworker who’s sick of Janice’s poster wall.

It’s brutal. It’s funny. It’s painfully real.

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Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean