We all know the poster.
The wide-eyed kitten, dangling by its claws.
The forced optimism stamped above it: “Hang in there.”

But there’s nothing cute about it.
No inspiration. No comfort.
Just survival dressed up as hope.

Now the cat isn’t a kitten.
It’s a clock.
Time itself, clawing, dragging, mocking you with every second.

This isn’t motivation.
It’s parody.
A minimalist monument to the cruel comedy of office life —
and the lie that hanging on is enough.

This is your silent opposition to Janice’s office shrine of pretentious motivational posters, quotes, and affirmations.

This isn’t just a travel mug. It’s caffeine-fueled defiance you can take on the go. Keeps your coffee hot, your water cold, and your tolerance for motivational lies nonexistent.

It’s brutal. It’s funny. It’s painfully real.