It starts as a whisper. A throwaway line. A truth not meant for the room.
And then the silence shifts.
You see it. The red slash... It’s not there! “OH S#!T.” The mic is live.
Time slows. Your stomach caves. Every beat of your heart is louder than your words, but it’s too late.
Was it about Chad’s leadership, or lack thereof?
The uncensored remark about the presenter’s looks?
The exploitative proclamation about this job, the leadership, the company itself?
There is no delete. No excuse. No recovery plan.
Only the lingering terror of not knowing what slipped through, or how far it traveled.
This isn’t just another work-from-home design.
It’s the anthem of Zoom meeting dread, printed bold.
A minimalist monument to corporate annihilation by hot mic.
This isn’t just a hoodie. It’s comfort for the cold dread of corporate life. Pull it on when meetings stack back-to-back, when the Wi-Fi is shaky, or when you need armor against your own next slip.
It’s brutal. It’s funny. It’s painfully real.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |