It starts as a whisper. A throwaway line. A truth not meant for the room.
And then the silence shifts.
You see it. The red slash... It’s not there! “OH S#!T.” The mic is live.

Time slows. Your stomach caves. Every beat of your heart is louder than your words, but it’s too late.

Was it about Chad’s leadership, or lack thereof?
The uncensored remark about the presenter’s looks?
The exploitative proclamation about this job, the leadership, the company itself?

There is no delete. No excuse. No recovery plan.
Only the lingering terror of not knowing what slipped through, or how far it traveled.

This isn’t just another work-from-home design.
It’s the anthem of Zoom meeting dread, printed bold.
A minimalist monument to corporate annihilation by hot mic.

Throw it on for casual Fridays, wear it to your next all-hands, or gift it to a colleague who still hasn’t recovered from their own “OH S#!T” moment.

It’s brutal. It’s funny. It’s painfully real.

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Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean