Back from lunch. It’s 1:00 p.m.
The post lunch itis has set in — strong, almost undefeatable.
At your desk, struggling to stay conscious, fighting to push through the rest of the day.
It feels like hours have slipped by.
Must be close to quitting time.
You glance at the clock.
The dread in your stomach.
The shock of the cruelty — the cruel humour of time itself.
Hours still to go and you’re already well done.
You look again, and the horror confirmed:
only a few minutes have passed.
This isn’t just an afternoon slump.
It’s the reality of corporate torture.
A minimalist monument to the distortion of time at work.
This isn’t just a shirt. It’s the uniform of the defeated. Wear it on casual Fridays, to the office, or to your next Zoom call as proof that afternoons are endless and time is a cruel joke.
It’s brutal. It’s funny. It’s painfully real.
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Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean