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$35.99
Friday… the view from the top: full of hope, full of light.
Saturday… the sweet release: arms wide, the plunge feels like freedom.
Sunday… the inevitable splat: the crash you knew was coming.
Monday… the cruel joke: you survived. Broken, but alive. Time to climb again.
Not another “motivational desk accessory.” The Weekend Cliff desk mat is a daily reminder of the tragic comedy that plays out between Friday and Monday. Smooth surface, anti-slip base, sarcastic soul.
Drop it under your keyboard, roll it into the office, or let it quietly scream from your home setup.
It’s brutal. It’s funny. It’s painfully real.
14.4" × 12.1" | 23.6" × 13.8" | 31.5" × 15.5" | |
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Width, in | 14.40 | 23.60 | 31.50 |
Height, in | 12.10 | 13.80 | 15.50 |
Thickness, in | 0.10 | 0.10 | 0.10 |
Size tolerance, in | 0.20 | 0.20 | 0.20 |