The meeting starts.
The screens load.
The silence stretches.
And then, the prophecy is fulfilled. Your eyes roll into the dark chasm that is the back of your skull as you hear the host say, yet again, “You’re on mute, Janice.”

It happens every time. The three words that haunt every Zoom call that should’ve been an email. The pause that kills you a little inside. The ritual sacrifice of five collective minutes we’ll never get back.

This isn’t just a shirt. It’s the anthem of the modern office. A minimalist monument to the absurdity of collaboration in the age of frozen screens and muted mics.

Wear it to your mandatory Monday stand-up, your Friday all-hands, or the “quick sync” that devours your afternoon. Or give it to the Janice in your life — she’ll laugh, cry, hate you, or finally unmute herself.

It’s brutal. It’s funny. It’s painfully real.

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Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean